"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth
okay but let me tell you that we bought this as a gag gift for a het friend of mine, who promptly sprinkled that shit into her mouth and gave her fiance a blowjob
it went as awful as you can imagine, it’s literally off-brand pop-rocks. both of them got yeast infections, because apparently some of it went into his urethra
do not fucking put candy on your dick, don’t put sugar in your dick, don’t stick your sugar coated dick in someone and don’t buy this for your dumb ass het friends
Domino’s knows whats up
Please Please Please let me give him a YouTube show. I would be really good at that.
world’s okayest friend
That was so beautiful