Some nerd's thoughts and interests

hvngers:

"i shouldn’t eat this" I say as I shove it into my mouth

bolto:

incisorteeth:

bolto:

NOPE

NNNNNNNOPE

okay but let me tell you that we bought this as a gag gift for a het friend of mine, who promptly sprinkled that shit into her mouth and gave her fiance a blowjob

it went as awful as you can imagine, it’s literally off-brand pop-rocks. both of them got yeast infections, because apparently some of it went into his urethra

do not fucking put candy on your dick, don’t put sugar in your dick, don’t stick your sugar coated dick in someone and don’t buy this for your dumb ass het friends

IM HOWLING

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

brucesterling:

*At last

brucesterling:

*At last

edwardspoonhands:

Please Please Please let me give him a YouTube show. I would be really good at that.

edwardspoonhands:

Please Please Please let me give him a YouTube show. I would be really good at that.

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful